http://jakeisbored.tumblr.com/

totallypandacoffee: kimberrychi: Pug gets scolded by owner...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:39:08 -0400

totallypandacoffee:

kimberrychi:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart

ohhh my heart…

I. Am. Die.

poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:44:52 -0400

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

all-four-cheekbones: whythefuckareyouromeo: wtfshiroko: Radioa...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:22:31 -0400

all-four-cheekbones:

whythefuckareyouromeo:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

I imagine this playing in a brutal fight scene, explosions everywhere, smoke and debris flying in slow motion, while the bots charge into battle in absolute horror of what is happening.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:18:37 -0400

911 called u? wats the story morning glory?

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:11:35 -0400

I was just a wee lad with nothing to do so I made a little call and the only phone number I knew was 911. I got too embarrassed so I hung up before I said anything and they called back wondering what happened. So yeah, 911 called me.

pau1y: what if 911 called you They have once, actually.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:32:08 -0400

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

They have once, actually.

baw-bee: sophieonpage: thegoddamazon: I present the most...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:42:38 -0400

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

phlep: if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:39:15 -0400

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:40:59 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:55:40 -0400

solluxcoptier:

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:19:10 -0400

solluxcoptier:

I swear I’m the only sane one in my family. They’re fucking lunatics.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:15:57 -0400

I swear I’m the only sane one in my family. They’re fucking lunatics.

indepenisday: Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles)...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:58:17 -0400

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

So Zoe and I were being dumb against a window at school and the next thing I know the blinds open...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:31:51 -0400

So Zoe and I were being dumb against a window at school and the next thing I know the blinds open and a lady is staring and yelling at us to get away from the window

tiger4rmy: psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:26 -0400

tiger4rmy:

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

This. 1000 times this.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:46:08 -0400

sannguine: kougazgurl: holy shit i just realized that tower of pimps, abbreviated spells top

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:14:19 -0400

sannguine:

kougazgurl:

holy shit

i just realized

that tower of pimps, abbreviated

spells top

misshorrorshow-of-midgard: christhegeek: weepingpegasus: vagin...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:58:58 -0400

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

christhegeek:

weepingpegasus:

vaginapowersactivate:

Suddenly, best post.

I’ve never agreed more completely with a Tumblr post ever.

sakibatch: the-antidote-to-everything: runwhenisayrunfightwheni...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:55:13 -0400

sakibatch:

the-antidote-to-everything:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

u r welcome

HOLY SHIT THANK U

SPITS

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:56:53 -0400